I'm short in real life! That means I can use all the shortness-related humor I want! It's kind of like how you can often get away with slurring your own ethnic group! Not really! Don't do that!

Anyway, I might write text here, if I think I have anything important to say, or a strong urge to say something. In any case, it's another step towards making this website a worldwide phenomenon, or perhaps the beginnings of my very own personality cult! Exciting! My goal will be to write morbidly cheerful things here all the time.

KYLE HAD SUCH A GOOD IDEAAAA!!! The picture might not look so good enlarged, so here are several size options. WHEE!

WHOP! 600 px wide
WHOP! 800 px wide
WHOP! 1024 px wide